A Man Is Driving Down The Highway

A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer

screwing a sheep. He is utterly disgusted. A minute later, he slams on his brakes and says, “That

was horrible. I’m going to give that man a piece of my mind!” He turns around and soon arrives

at the farmhouse. He angrily stomps to the porch and bangs on the door. A little boy answers. The

man’s anger abates a little: “Oh, hi there. Is your father home?” The boy says “Sure, one

second. Hey, daaaaaahd!”