A Confused Father Goes To Buy A Barbie Doll

A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers,

‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95. Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95. Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for

$19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95′. The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what? Why is the

Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’ Annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs,

and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing

Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made

from Ken’s test***es.’