A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in
the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I
see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.”
Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny:
“Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vase***e, I gave
him super glue instead.”
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