I Don’t Want To Spend The Night With You!

A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind

if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice:

“I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the

students in the library started staring at the guy; he was

truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl

walked quietly to the guy’s table and said: “I study

psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you

felt embarrassed, right?” The guy then responded with a

loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear: “I study law, and I know how

to screw people”