A Guy Wakes Up With A Huge Hangover

A guy wakes up with a huge hangover and no recollection of

his night out with his mates Slowly opening his eyes, he

sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside

table. He looks around the room to find his clothes are on

the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The

bedroom is immaculate. On the bedside table is a note, which

says, “Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love

you. “Downstairs, he finds his favorite cereal,

croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out

waiting for him, along with the morning paper – and his

15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast. ‘Tell

me, son,’ he asks, ‘what happened last night? ”Well,

says the boy, ‘you came home so blind drunk you didn’t

even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down,

then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the

furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you

thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye.

“‘Christ!’ says the man. “Then how come my clothes

are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?

”When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get

your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her,

“Get your filthy hands off me, you wh**e, I’m

married!”