A Woman Is Sitting Next To The Johnny

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a

plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes

into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on the intercom

and says “I hate to have to tell you this folk, but we

might not walk away from this one.” Everyone begins to

panic except for johnny who sheepishly turns to the woman

and says, “I hate to trouble you miss, but we might die

and I’ve never kissed anyone.” The woman is at first

taken aback but after a moment realizes she might as well

make the kid happy in their final moments. She passionately

kisses him. The johnny, elated, go on.