Three Men Drink Together At The Local Tavern

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern.

The Irishman says, “…You know, where I’m from, there’s a bar called “O’Mally’s”,

where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O’Mally himself buys you a drink.”

The Italian then says, “Well….where I’m from, there’s a place called “Vinnie’s”,

where you buy a drink, then Vinnie buy you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Vinnie buys you another drink..”

The Pollack then says “Well…where I come from, there’s a bar where they buy you a drink,

then they buy you another drink, and then they buy you another drink, and then they take you in back, and then you g*t l**d !”.

The Irishman and the Italian both respond with, “Gee…that sounds like a great place !

Have you ever been there ?” “No…” said the Pollack, ”

…but my sister has …”