The census taker knocked on Donna’s door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused
to tell him her age. “But everyone tells their age to the census taker,” he said. “Did my next
door neighbours, Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill, tell you their ages?” she asked.
“Certainly,” he replied. “Well, I’m the same age as they are!” she snapped. “As old as
the Hills,” he wrote on his form.
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