An Elderly Couple Was Just Settled Down

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old

man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the

back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into

the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police. The

dispatcher replied he would send an officer as soon as one

became available as they were all out on calls. The old man

waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. He told

Dispatch, “Don’t worry about sending an officer, I shot

the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!” In

no time at all, police were all over the place and captured

the robbers red-handed! One of the cops asked the old man,

“I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were

eating them. The old man replied, “I thought you said,

there weren’t any officers available.”