An Elderly Florida Lady

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning

to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her

vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,

proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a

gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!” The

four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out

and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded

to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get

into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could

not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and

then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her

own car parked four or five spaces farther down! She loaded

her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself

in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the

counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by

a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet

tall, glasses, curly white hair, about 75, and carrying a

large handgun.