Little Johnny Was Scratching Down There

One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and

sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She

walks over to him and says, Johnny what are you doing you

shouldn’t be scratching down there. Johnny replies but

miss it’s hurting down there and it itches so bad I

can’t help myself. The teacher says we’ll if it really

that bad take my phone and go call your mum you shouldn’t

be doing that in class. Thank you miss Johnny replies as he

heads out the door to call his mum….5 minutes later he

walks back in with his p3**s hanging out. The teacher looks

over as he walks back in and sees it hanging out and

immediately shocked rushes over and says what do you think

your doing Johnny you can have you p3**s out at school I

sent you out there to call your mum. To which Johnny replies

I did call her she told me if I stick it out till lunch time

she’ll come pick my up.