Vase***my Procedure

While doing a vase***my, the doctor slipped and cut off one

of the man’s ba**s. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he

decided to replace the ball with on onion. Several weeks

later the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your

s*x life?” the doctor asked. “Pretty good,” the man

said, to the doctor’s relief. But then he added, “I’ve

had some strange side effects though.” “What’s

that?” the doctor asks anxiously “Well, every time I

piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a b**w j*b, she

gets heartburn, and every time I pass a hamburger stand I

get a hard-on!”