Two Vir**nia Rednecks Go On A Fishing Trip

Two Vir**nia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all

the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the

rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they

spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they

don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second

day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until

finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men

catches a fish. As they’re driving home they’re really

depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you

realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen

hundred bucks?” The other guy says, “Wow! Then it’s a

good thing we didn’t catch any more!”