An Elderly Woman Joins A Country Club

An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round,

she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next

week?” No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot. Finally, one man says, “Okay,

but we start at 6:30 a.m.” He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The elderly woman

says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late. They roll their eyes, but

say, “Okay.” She’s there at 6:30 am. sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under

par round. She’s fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed. They congratulate her and invite her

back next week. She smiles, and says, “I’ll be there at 6:30, or 6:45.” The next week she

again shows up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she plays left-handed. The three guys are incredulous

as she still beats them with an even-par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They’re totally

amazed. They can’t figure her out. She’s a very pleasant and gracious winner. They invite her

back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her. The third week, she’s 15 minutes

late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of

them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she’s so

charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can’t hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle

no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse and finally, one of the men asks

her, “How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed or left-handed?” The old lady

blushes and grins. “When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned that I was ambidextrous,” she

replies. “I like to switch back and forth.” “When I got married after college, I discovered my

husband always sleeps in the n**e. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in

the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his w!llie points to the right, I golf

right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed.” The guys think this is hysterical.

Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, “What if it’s pointing straight

up?” She says, “Then, I’m fifteen minutes late.”