A Newlywed First Night Together

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go

to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered

and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My

dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The

beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is

astonished.” Oh, oh, aaaahhh,” he exclaims, “My God

you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she

asks, “My picture?” He answers, “Yes my dear, so I can

carry your beauty next to my heart forever”. She smiles

and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the

bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the

new wife asks, “Why do you wear a robe? We are married

now.” At that, the man opens his robe and she exclaims,

“oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture”. He beams and asks

why and she answers, “So I can get it enlarged!”