Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit?

A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the

pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks

the first nun: “Sister, have you ever touched a man

unit?” The Sister replies: “Yes, with the tip of my

finger” “OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy

water and in you go “The next sister approached St Peter

and He made the same question: “Sister, have you ever

touched a man unit?” “Yes, I once gave a h**d j*b.”

“Put your hand in the holy water and in you go. “At this

point one of the nuns at that back starts pushing and

shoving her way to the front, when she gets there St Peter

asks: “Why are you in such a hurry?” The nun

replies:”I have to gargle before sister Anne puts her a*s

in it.”