Coach And Grandmother

The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what

co-operation is? What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied the boy. “Do you understand that

what matters is we win or lose as a team?” The boy nodded in yes. The coach continued, “I’m

sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a

pecker-head, jerk-face or a-hole. Do you understand all that?” Again, the boy nodded yes. And when

I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship

to call your coach a dumb a*s or shithead is it?” “No, coach. “Good,” said the coach, “Now

go over there and explain all that to your Grandmother”!