A Mother Is In The Kitchen Making Dinner

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when

her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come

from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,

“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.

One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and

have s*x.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother

continues, “That means the daddy puts his p3**s in the

mommy’s vag**a. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The

child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night

when I came into your room you had daddy’s p3**s in your

mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my

dear. Jewelry