A Big Glass Of Water

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he

hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves

the room and comes back with three different bottles of

pills. The doctor says: “Take the green pill with a big

glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a

big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to

bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.”

Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers:

“Jeez doc, exactly what’s my problem?” The Doctor

replied, “You’re not drinking enough water.”