A Guy Decided To Try His Luck With A Girl

While enjoying a drink at the bar a guy decided to try his

luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone. To his

surprise, she asked him to join her for a drink and

eventually asked if he’d like to come back to her place.

The pair jumped into a taxi and went back to her house.

Later, the young man pulled out a cigarette from his jeans

and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked

the girl if she had one at hand. “There might be some

matches in the top drawer,” she replied. Opening the

drawer of the bedside table, he found a box of matches

sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your

husband?” he inquired nervously. “No, silly,” she

replied, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend then?”

“No, don’t be silly,” she said, nibbling away at his

ear. “Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered

fellow. Calmly, the girl took a match, struck it across the

side of her face and replied, “That’s me, before the

operation.”