An Old Blind Cowboy Wanders Into Bar By Mistake

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by

mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot

of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells

to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,

husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell

that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you

are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender

is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a

blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’. I’m a 6-foot tall,

175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The

woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight

lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional

wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you

still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind cowboy

thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

“No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five

times…”