Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the

kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new

electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop

and her son said, “All of you sons of bit***s who want

off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And

all of you sons of bit***s who are getting on, get your

as**s in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”

The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use

that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to

your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you

come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to

use nice language.” Two hours later, the son comes out of

the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the

train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All

passengers who are disembarking from the train, please

remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank

you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a

pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.

“She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you

just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage

under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.

We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with

us today.” As the mother began to smile, the child added,

“For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR

delay, please see the bi**h in the kitchen.”