How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?

A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked

one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too.

He decided to ask his friend for advice. “How do you make

important decisions?” he asked his friend. “Well, I go

to church,” replied his friend. “Then I look up and pray

and usually the answer just comes to me.” The young man

decided to try just that. He went to church, looked up to

pray, and the answer was written in gold above a

stained-glass window. It said: AVE MARIA