Doctor Sticking A Finger In The B**t

New students at Medical School were receiving their first

anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered

around the surgery table with the body covered with a white

sheet. The professor began the lecture by telling them:

“In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important

qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be

disgusted by anything involving the human body.” To

illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in

the a**s of the corpse, withdrew it, and licked it. “Go

ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The

students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but

eventually took turns sticking a finger in the b**t of the

dead body and licking it. When everyone finished, the

professor looked at them and said, “The second most

important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle

finger and licked my index finger. Now learn to pay

attention.”