A Drunk Staggers Into A Dinner

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run

out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?” Gus replies, “I ran

out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left.” The waiter says, “Give him the rotten

eggs. He’s so bombed he won’t know the difference.” Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps

on hash browns, sausage and toast. The drunk is so hungry he wolfs down the breakfast without

comment. He goes to pay the cashier and asks, “Where’d you get those eggs?” She replies, “We

have our own chicken farm.” The drunk asks, “Do you have a rooster? “No,” she says. The

drunk replies, “Well, you’d better get one, because some skunk is your chickens.”