There Were Two Nuns

There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister

Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister

Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away

from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been

following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I

wonder what he wants. SL: It’s logical. He wants to r**e

us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to

do of course is to walk faster. SM: It’s not working. SL:

Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical

thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we

do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The

only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and

I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man

decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical

arrives at the convent and is worried about what has

happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM:

Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what

happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man

couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me. SM: Yes, yes!

But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened.

I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as

fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing

happened. He reached me. SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL:

The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh,

Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to

do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened

then? SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress

up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for

those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail

Marys!