A Woman On Meeting

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch

for some free professional advice. “What kind of toy would

you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?”

she asked. “Well… I’d have to know a little more about

the child,” the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep

breath. “He’s very bright and quick-witted and

exceptionally advanced for his age,` she said. He has good

coordination, expresses himself very well…” “Oh, I

see,” the psychologist said, “It’s YOUR child!”