The Boy’s Quick Wit

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his

arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?” The boy replied, “What

turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” The boy looks

down and said, “Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!” The game warden said,

“Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do

to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your

arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?” The little boy

said, “I guess I’ll just kiss his a*s and let him go!”