Little Johnny Gets Cultured

Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a man

came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up and down,

laughed, pointed, and screamed, “Mommy! Look at that

bowlegged man!” His mother was so embarrassed. “Johnny,

your manners are atrocious! You need some culture, young

man!” For the next month Little Johnny was forced to read

Shakespeare every night. When his detention was finally

over, she again took him to the same mall and sure enough,

the same bowlegged man came walking toward them. Had Little

Johnny learned anything from the great bard? Yes. This time,

as the man approached, Little Johnny cried out, “Hark!

What manner of man is this me sees, who wears his balls in

parentheses?”