Husband Notices Wife Wearing A Diamond Necklace

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices

she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife,

“Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won

it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start

dinner.” The next day, the women arrives home from work

wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, “Where did

you get the bracelet?” She replies, “I won it in a

raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start

dinner.” The next day, her husband notices she arrives

home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, “I suppose

you won that in a raffle at work?” She replies, “Yeah I

did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start

supper.” Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and

she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She

yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of

water in the tub.” He replies, “I didn’t want you to

get your raffle ticket wet.”