An Old Man Entered The Car Agency

An Old man entered the car agency together with his young

wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went

over to wait upon them himself. He could not help staring at

the lady, which, of course, the old man noticed. “May I

propose a wager,” he said. “If you can do everything to

my wife that I can do and still end up the same way as I do,

I will pay you to double for the car. But if you cannot, you

will give it to me for free!” “OK, agreed!” The old

man gave his wife a passionate kiss and the agency owner did

the same. Then the man unbuttoned her blouse and kissed

her bre@sts. So did the agency owner. Then the husband

opened his fly, pulled out his pecker and bent it in half.

“What color car do you want?” asked the agency owner.