As The Crowded Elevator Descended

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too

furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed

against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the

main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr.

Simpson, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!”

Bewildered, Mr. Simpson was halfway to the parking lot with

his wife when he choked, “I…I…didn’t pinch that

girl.” “Of course you didn’t” said his wife,

consolingly. “I did