Johnny Was Out Hunting With His Dad

Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year.

Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says,

“Except for my wiener getting cold when I went pee, I’m

OK.” His dad tells him, “Well if it gets cold again just

rub it a little bit to warm it up!” Dad walks away

chuckling a little bit, and a while later figures he better

check on Johnny again. “Son, you doing OK?”. “Doing

good dad.” “Well, did your wiener get cold again, and if

so, did you rub it a little?” “Sure did dad, and man it

feels great when the frost comes out!”