A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her
gin at a nearby table. His wife asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She
took to drinking right after we divo***d seven years ago,
and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!”
says the wife. “Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?”
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