An Elderly Couple Going To Florida

An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At

the border, the customs officer asks where they were going.

The wife says “what did he say”. The husband turns to

the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we

are going. He then tells the officer that we are going to

Florida. The customs officer now asks how long they were

going to Florida for. The wife says “what did he say”.

The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer

wants to know how long we are going to Florida for. The

husband tells the officer that they were going for 2 months.

The customs officer then asks where they were coming from.

The wife says “what did he say”. The husband turns to

his wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we

were coming from. The husband tells the officer that they

were from Hamilton. The customs officer thinks for a minute

and tells the husband that he had dated a lady from Hamilton

and she was the worst piece of a*s he ever had. The wife

says “what did he say”. The husband turns to his wife

and says “He thinks he knows you”.