An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
“Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old man thought for a
moment, and then, ever the pragmatic steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: To My One And Only
Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.”
