Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met

at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all

led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months

to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.” The first nun

says, “I want-a to be Sophia Loren” and *poof!* she’s

gone. The second says, “I want-a to be Madonna” and

*poof!* she’s gone. The third says, “I want-a to be Sara

Pipalini.” St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.

“Sara Pipalini” replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his

head and says “I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t

ring a bell.” The nun then takes a newspaper out of her

habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and

starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says “No

Sister, this says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7

days!'”