Joe Knows How To Handle Things At Home

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after

work,… So Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place.

When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife,

gave her a hug,.. And told her how beautiful she was and how

much he had missed her at work. When it was time for

supper,.. He complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed

her and told her how much he loved her. Next day, when they

were working on the deck,.. Bob told Joe that he was

surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said

that he’d started this about six months ago,… It had

revived their marriage, and things couldn’t be better. Bob

thought he’d give it a go. When he got home, he gave his

wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved

her. His wife burst into tears. Bob was confused and asked

why she was crying. She said:,… “This is the worst day

of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and

twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and

flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!”