A Old Man Walks Into A Pharmacy

The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the

Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a

teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he

could help me. I said: Yes! Could you please taste this for me?” Being I’m a Senior Citizen, I

guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the

liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit

it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in

the eye asked: Now, does that taste sweet to you?” The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and

forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled: HELL NO!!!” So I said: Oh thank God! That’s such

a relief! My Doctor told me to get a Pharmacist to test my Urine for sugar!”