Talking

I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink

?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she

replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.” “No,

sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then,

I’ll have a white wine please.” A few drinks later after

a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made

passionate love. While I was putting my clothes back on she

said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing

in bed. Can I ask why on earth you split with your

girlfriend ?” I said, “My wife found out.”