Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other
and asks, “Do you still get ho**y?” The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” The first old lady
asks, “What do you do about It?” The second old lady replies, “I s**k a lifesaver.” After a
few moments, the first old lady asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”
