Sweet Young Lovers

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic

winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes

out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets

back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!” To that

she replies “Well, come here and I’ll warm them between

my legs.” He goes out a couple of more times and does the

same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop

wood for the night. When he returns, he again says,

“Honey, my hands are really freezing!” She looks at him

and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get

cold?”