The Madam Opened The Brothel Door

The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking

man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” she asked. The man replied, “I

want to see Valerie.” “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies perhaps you would prefer

someone else”, said the madam. He replied, “No, I must see Valerie.” Just then, Valerie

appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled

out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man

calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie

explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. “There are

no discounts. The price is still $10,000.” Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to

Valerie, and they went upstairs after an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet

again everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and

they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, “No one has ever been with me

three nights in a row. Where are you from?” The man replied, “St Louis.” “Really,” she

said. “I have family in St Louis.” “I know,” the man said. “Your sister died, and I am her

lawyer. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.”