Two Tourists Were Driving

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were

approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the

pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and

forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the

counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. “Before we

order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you

please pronounce where we are… very slowly? The blonde

girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr,

Kiiiing