A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather

A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very

secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending

the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him

consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like

substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather,

“Are these plates clean?” His grandfather replied,

“Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so

go on and finish your meal”. That afternoon, while eating

the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed

tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance

that looked like dried egg yokes, so he asks again, “Are

you sure these plates are clean”? Without looking up from

his hamburger, the grandfather says, “I told you before;

those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now

don’t ask me about it anymore!” Later that afternoon, he

was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town. As he was

leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl and

wouldn’t let him pass so he said, “Grandfather, your dog

won’t let me out”. Without diverting his attention from

the football game he was watching on TV his grandfather

shouted, “Cold Water, Go lay down!”