A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus

I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker

gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and

take up the remaining standing places but she stands close

to me, staring me in the eyes. After 5 minutes of this, I

kindly ask, ‘may I help you?’ She replies, “yes, I

have been waiting here for 5 minutes now and you have not

offered to give me your seat “ Can you give me a good

reason why I should?” I can give you 5. I am an old woman

of 86, I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has

been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every

second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as

many reasons why you deserve the seat more?” Sadly, only

one. I’m the freakin’ driver.”