A Man Is Getting Into The Shower

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is

finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife

quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When

she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door

neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give

you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment,

the woman drops her towel in front of Bob. After a few

seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back

up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the

bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was

Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great,” the

husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes

me?”