Husband Always Insisted On Mak**g L**e In The Dark
Husband always insisted on mak**g l**e in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds
him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impo***t bas*ard! How could you lie to me all
these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy,
you explain the kids
