A Man Was Walking Home

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman

in the dark shadows. ‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.

Paddy had never been with a hoo**r before but decides what

the hell, it’s only twenty pounds. So they hid in the

bushes. They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of

a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer.

Allo, Allo, Allo, What’s going on ‘ere, people? asks the

cop. ‘Ta be shure, Oi’m mak**g l**e to me missus,’

Paddy answers, sounding annoyed. ‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says

the cop, ‘I didn’t know.’ ‘Well, neidder did I, til

ya shined that bloody light in her face!’