A Very Shy Young Man Goes Into A Bar

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful

woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage

to go and ask her, “Er… excuse me, but would you mind if

I sat here beside you?” She responds in a loud voice :

“NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is

surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his

table. After a few minutes the woman walks over to him

smiles, apologizes, and says, “You see, I’m a graduate

student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond

to embarrassing situations.” The young man responds loudly

with, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS, THAT’S TOO

MUCH FOR ONE NIGHT